FEDERATION OF PETROLEUM SUPPLIERS LTD
Can I say a huge 'THANK YOU' for the excellent performance you gave as the FPS Annual Dinner. We have received nothing but praise for what was a wonderful evening. You will be such a hard act to follow next year that the easiest thinkg for me to do is engage your services again for next years annual dinner.
John successfully tailored his material to suit the audience and incorporated many topical and relevant issues, interacting well and ad-libbing where appropriate. John kept his material clean, used no bad language and feedback has been exceptionally positive. We very much look forwrd to welcoming John back to our next event.
PGA - PROFESSIONAL GOLFERS ASSOCIATION
On behalf of everybody here in the PGA Scottish Region, can I thank you most sincerely for your wonderful speech at our dinner on Thursday last. It really was absolutely outstanding. Your performance made the evening a complete success.
You managed not only to provide one of the best after dinner comedy speeches I have ever heard, but your comedy without sexist, racist or religious overtones kept us all entertained for well over an hour. It is always a refreshing surprise and delight to find an after-dinner speaker who can rely on wit rather than base humour. Your performance was very conducive to our evening and very topical together with being extremely funny.
A sincere thank you for your magnificent entertainment you provided at the Glenfield Travel Golf Day. A long time has passed since I have seen an audience laugh so much and give a standing ovation, one you so richly deserved. Your topical material and skilful delivery were outstanding. How refreshing it was to be entertained for over an hour by a comedian whose material was both funny and clean.
PLASA - Professional Lighting and Sound Association
Just a short note to thank you for your presence and after dinner speech at our AGM dinner. Without exception, everyone who attended thoroughly enjoyed your performance and have been phoning our office to let us know. Whilst it appeared to be a tough audience, you coped magnificently.
LTWA - Lawn Tennis Writers'Association
Thank you so much for entertaining us as the Lawn Tennis Association and Lawn Tennis Writers' Association annual awards dinner, You did an absolutely fantastic job which is a real achievement amongst a crowd of such diverse ages. The compliments haven't stopped rolling in over the past couple of weeks. You will be a very tough act to follow next year and if we could book you year on year, we would.
On behalf of the Conservative Party, I would like to thank you for your superb performance at the Gala Dinner at the conference in Blackpool. You made a tremendous impact on the evening. I am still getting so much positive feedback from those who were present and I very much hope that we will be able to work together in the future.
EPIC - Egg & Poultry Industry Conference
On behalf of the organising committee, I am writing to thank you for your excellent after dinner speech at this year's conference. Your major contribution payed a significent part in what was considered by many to be a most successful conference, Many people have commented that you are the best after dinner speaker that they have heard as our conference. Apart from being highly amusing and professional, two other very important points were mentioned. Firstly, you did not pick on any one individual too much and secondly, your sexual innuendoes went just far enough but no too far. The balance of these two aspects was just right. Well done.
A huge thank you for all your help at our recent Sporting Dinner You did a brilliant job as our MC and it was due to your hard work that our auctions were so successful. We have been unindated with lots of favourable comments about your performance, but that came as no surprise to us. I am delighted to let you know that as a result, over £5,500 was generated for the Hospice.
BROMBOROUGH GOLF CLUB
On behalf of all the ladies at Bromborough Golf Club, may I express our thanks to your for a fantastic evening of entertainment at our Ladies Centenary Dinner. Your rapport with all the ladies was fantastic and everybody enjoyed the evening from the oldest lasy of 86 years down to the young ones at 30 something. You were only expected to do forty five minutes but an hour and thirty minutes later you finished much to the regret of the ladies. I would not hesitate to recommend you to any group who wanted an evening of fun.
FORENSIC PSYCHIATRIC NURSES ASSOCIATION
This years conference was an excellent event, made all the better by your after dinner performance. Numerous delegates commented on your performance during the course of the evening and during the second day of the conference, elating how much they had not enjoyed themselves so much in a long time. It must be difficult to entertain such a large, mixed audience, whilst striking the balance between being appropriate but challenging at the same time. You are clearly able to achieve this balance whilst simultaneously reducing everyone around you to fits of laughter.
THE PRINCE OF WALES HOSPICE
On behalf of The Princes of Wales Hospice, I would like to thannk you for all your help and support, you were absolutely brilliant. The phones have been ringing all morning. We've had clients calling to say just how much they enjoyed the evening and what a great comedian you are. We raised £4,105 during the evening with the raffle and auction and it's all a big thanks to you John. I do hope you will come along and entertain us again in the near future.
LORD AND LADY HUNT OF WIRRAL
Many, many congratulations John. We enjoyed every minute of your brilliant hour long comedy performance. You have a wonderful talent for entertaining and we cannot understand how you manage to maintain a flow of topical, original, clean and very funny jokes without pause.
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